"Never again," she said to herself.

Matthew 13:3-8

Just Wait for the Post-Dinner Constitutional

When I Turn 13, I Am So Out of Here

Fish Story

The Military Bases Certainly Don't Help, Either

You'll Be All Right

Good Lookin' Chicken

Midget Painting -- We Paint Where You Don't Want To!

Regressive

Mixed, Muddled, and Shook

Not Nearly Man Enough

Joke Involving Hiding and a Salami

Died for His Sins, Maybe

Family Circus

Oooooooooooo...

You Know, With a Little Tinkering, I Could Modify This Baby to Burn the Corpses of Iraqi Children

Honey, Meet an Old Friend of Mine, Karl

What Did We Do Wrong?

Love in Aisle 6

The Birds and the Bees

An Eigth of an Loaf

Hey, How's It Going? Good to See You Too.

$5.53

It Ain't Easy Being a Bagger, Either

Field Report for Officer Tad Johnson

Another Meaningful UN Resolution

You Know, After the Post-Apoctolyptic Japanese-Communist Take-over of the World

Chaps for the Chaps, So to Speak

A Crime of Passion

At the Jerusalem Zoo

You Go Girl!

No, Really, I Was Talking About the Tree

They Want My Goodies

O.B.O.

Third Wall, Broken

Not That He Had All That Many Customers

Little Miss Perfect

Klassic Seasonville

I'm Still Getting Wet

Plus, We'll Get a Sizable Tax Deduction

www.pflag.org

Why Is This Handle All Sticky?

It Actually Saves Money, in the Long Run

Organically Grown

Can Daddy Dig a Hole for My Flower, Too?

You Don't Want No Drama

All Those Prayers Aren't Going to Help You, Either

From a Long Line of Cheese-Touchers

Just Like Leo